And could I help it if my new song obsession is Rocketeer and that it is a good dancing song? Also, is anyone else obsessed with Far East Movement? Because I SO totally am.
Sometimes (like right now for instance), I stop and look at the things I say and I think, wow I sound like a prissy, annoying spoiled girl. I promise I'm not. Most of the time.
Does this post have a point? No.
Am I just spouting words for the sake of procrastination? Yes. Very yes.
Reading Nat the Fat Rat makes me think it is normal to put a webcam pic of yourself in every post.
Another story so that I can satiate my desire to not have a post of complete nonsensical babble:
Today was my last day of tutoring.
I have been tutoring a 12 year-old girl named LaShea for the past 8 weeks or so. (Her name is pronounced La-Shay). Favorite phrases of LaShea include:
- Oh Lord. Imma pray for you.
- Don't make me get gangster on you.
- Jersey Shore. Now that's my show.
- So .... do you have a boyfriend yet?
I worry about the generation of 12 year-olds that grew up on Jersey Shore as entertainment. A lot.
Once I asked LaShea what would happen if she did get gangsta on me. She said it would involve her AK47. Then I asked if she knew what that was. She had no clue. I love America.
In the two months that I spent knowing LaShea, she fell in love with me as a tutor. My friends, this is a pretty big deal for me. I'm not really the type that 12 y/o girls become best friends with. In fact, I would say I am bad with adolescent girls in general, unless they are close enough to my age that I can treat them as an equal. Maybe this means I can start adding girl names to the dozens of baby boy names floating around in my head.
Not that I spend time thinking about baby names. (But really, find me a Mormon girl in her 20s who does not think about baby names, and I will exchange her for a unicorn.)
Oh, the dance parties. I mean, the 12 year olds. I mean, the baby names? .... let's stick with the dance parties.
You're so cool, Gigi.
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